Have you ever tried blogging with out the Internet?
Let me tell you a secret:
You can't.
Which is why my Glorious Return to Bloggerland was one post long. So I am giving in and will be purchasing yet another monthly bill chock full of "hidden fees" and "setup charges."
When I signed up to be an adult, I did NOT sign up for setup charges friends. I signed up for painting my door pink and getting a puppy and buying lots and lots of clothes. Which I am doing. And have done. And need to stop doing.
Maverick. Isn't he PRECIOUS?!
But setup charges? No thank you kind sir.
I'm sure whoever I have been borrowing (sort of like stealing but nicer) their Internet from will be thrilled. Unless they aren't aware, in which case I think I should inform them.
"Hey you purchaser of Internet that hasn't put a password on your account: thanks for letting me borrow (steal) your 'net! Unfortunately, you are a bit selfish when it comes to when and where I can get a strong enough connection. Angling my computer in the exact right position around 2ish in the afternoon in a 2X2 ft square of space in the living room really isn't working for me anymore. So I'm giving up and buying the web at an extortionate price! You're welcome!"
But you are NUTTERS if you think I'm not password-protecting my account. Some rude newbie adult will try to steal it from me.
Sheesh. the NERVE.
See ya after a couple credit card swipes,
Oh, how you make me smile! I love you, my sweet newbie adult.
ReplyDeleteYour so funny peach!
ReplyDelete1. I'm proud of you for all of the "adult" steps you are taking. (Including no longer "borrowing" crappy internet service.)
ReplyDelete2. Maverick is precious, but my heart belongs to Millie.
3. I think it's adorable that Greg calls you peach. 'Cause you are one. :)
Love you sweet girlie!
PS - Once you have your ridiculously overpriced internet service, please post pictures of your newly decorated home, especially the pink door.
ReplyDeleteHahahah, hee hee hee... LOVE THIS. I think Sonya, Stacy, and I should start a Kaleigh fan club. Mr Darcy can belong to it too. If I had ever actually lived on my own and not in a dorm room, I would have been right there with ya. There are many hidden charges when you are an adult. I don't care much for them myself. Like, did you know your sewer charges go up when you use more water? Not nice. You get charged thousands of dollars for sending a text in Canada? Not nice. The postman puts a little envelope for you to put $ in when the SENDER of whatever it is didn't put enough postage on? How crazy is that?!!! Love you kid. :) xxoo
ReplyDeleteyou sound so funny!!! hahaha.
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