Have You Ever...Part 2

Forever 21 Dress (from this post(o my word Maverick was tiny and my legs were so tan!)), Old Navy Vest, Scarf-gift, Target Pencil Skirt, Steve Madden Crocodile Wedges.

The "Have You Ever, Ya Me Neither" post went over so well I thought I'd give it an encore. I guess you people just love laughing at me. Whatever, you know I'm awesome.

- Have you ever made an entire meal, including scrambled eggs, from the microwave? (Yes you can make eggs in the micro. I just blew your mind.)

- Have you ever answered someones question with a very long and lengthy answer...and then realized they weren't asking about that?

- Have you ever been blow drying your hair,  looked down, and the cord was floating along in your dog's water bowl?

- Have you ever waited so long to get gas that your car literally coasted into the gas station?

- Have you ever been talking to someone and later realized your shirt had unbuttoned itself and your brassiere was hanging out?

- Have you ever been shopping and knocked over an entire display...twice?

- Have you ever tripped on your moderately tall (read:sky high) heels and almost fallen on your face, and then tried to laugh it off because you were sure someone had seen you...but then realized no one was watching, so you just did a crazy laugh for no reason?

- Have you ever gotten really frustrated because of the car driving 2 miles an hour in front of you, so you honk really obnoxiously and swerve around them to make a really mean stink eye at them...and then see it's a sweet old lady who can barely see over the steering wheel?

- Have you ever been searching searching searching for something, and when you finally give up, someone else walks right up and finds it laying two inches from your foot? " Ya well.....you wouldn't have found it if I hadn't shoved everything around...."

- Have you ever been telling a story...and then you completely forget the point...of the.....wait, what?

- Have you ever snorted apple cider from trying to keep a laugh in? ( Don't look at the humor section on Pinterest while drinking apple cider. It BURNS)

-Have you ever wished "the time of the month" was an acceptable excuse to not go to work for a week?

-Have you ever gone into the bathroom at a restaurant and realized you were in the men's, not because you walked by urinals, but because there's no little trash cans in the men's bathroom stalls? ("O haha how funny, this restroom has urinals in it! How weird!....tra la la...doin my BIZZnes....hold the phone....no trash can. I'M IN THE MEN'S RESTROOM. o giddy gosh. What do I do? Can I wash my hands? EW what if some guy is in here? There's those urinals again...I'm an idiot.")

No? Ya...Me Neither.

Lot's of plain ole hug ya mutha love!