My dress is a shirt and I'm on a rant today.

                                  ^BFF Jill       ^Sister Karianne   ^ um... Me. Der.    ^ Sweet Cousin Chloe
Modern Amusement Silk Shirt Dress, Lulus Gold T-strap heels, Francesa's watch

Does anyone else think it's totally unfair how cute these girls are?! I was SO NOT that cute at their age. I had glasses and braces and thought my cheerleading jacket was the best fashion statement of all time.
Let's talk about this dress for a minute. Or shall we call it a shirt, because we all know it is. My sister (the older one, not the one pictured. I really wouldn't have an excuse if I borrowed a "dress" from Karianne!) told me this was a dress. Wrong-o seestor. This is a shirt. Whoops!

So I made my first hair tutorial video. And I can't get it off my phone. It's too large a file to e-mail or message, and Youtube is doing my head in with their new Google integration. I guess I'm going to have to give in and use the computer to download it, but it's just a bit frustrating that I bought a very expensive phone so that I could use it for everything, and now I can't use it for everything. Because Google has to put their big nose into everything and try to be the boss of everyone.

Does anyone else feel this way? Or am I ranting to crickets right now?

While we're on the topic of things that annoy me, let me just tell you a few more:

- DO NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES pin an image to Pinterest from GOOGLE! That defeats the purpose! I can't find where you got that image from because you just google searched "hair" and find this awesome tutorial but I can't look at it because you were too lazy to give credit where it is due. Shame on you. Stop it.
- Weeds. Why do they grow so stinkin fast?! What is their purpose?! O that's right, they don't have a purpose, other than to annoy me. My front yard is seriously embarrasing. And my neighbor just happens to be a professional landscaper, which makes it even worse. I'm growing the next Amazon in my yard and he's got a bajillion tulips, perfectly lined up, all the same height, all fully bloomed, bursting out of his perfect flower beds, spilling onto his emerald green carpet of a perfect lawn. Don't be confused, I take pictures in front of his yard and not mine.
- When I order a vanilla Dr. Pepper from Sonic and they don't mix it up. So you get a huge mouthful of faux-nilla flavoring. NOT what I was expecting. So I've started to order like this: "I would like a large Dr. Pepper, extra ice, with vanilla, and will you please stir it before you give it to me?" So I'm pretty sure they hate me, and probably spit in my drink.
- HOW do I have ANY hair left on my head? You would think I would be bald when you see the amount of hair that accumulates in my bathroom. The sink, the floor, the tub, my hairbrush- it's EVERYWHERE. It seriously has to multiply as it falls from my head. And no matter how many times you sweep, as soon as you finish you will surely find another handful lying around.

Ok that's it for now, I think I've officially established the fact that I'm slightly unhinged and you guys are probably scared of me. Just be honest with yourself, because you KNOW you feel the same way! Some days you just have to rant.

Funny thing is I'm actually in a pretty good mood today. Chalk it up to being a girl!