Have You Ever Ya Me Neither #3

Forever 21 Striped sweater, Target dress (worn as a skirt), Lulu's cut out ankle strap heels, Forever 21 belt, Premier Jewelry pearls.

Hey look how long has passed since I did one of these! Except then look at how long the list of embarrassing things I've done is. Or DID I do these things??? You'll never know! Wait ya you will. I did. No shame here.

- Have you ever decided to clean in your brand new leggings, and then realized you were cleaning with bleach products, so now your leggings are fit for a 1980's rock music video?
-Have you ever left your keys in the ignition, car running, while you went in for lunch? Me neither, but Beccah has! bahahah
-Have you ever thought, "OMG I left my straightener on....no I didn't, it's ok." But you DID?
- Have you ever slammed your puppy's tail in the car door? (BAWLED. I felt like the worst mother ever.)
-Have you ever worn a dress to work, looked down, and realized it had a very large stain on the front?
-Have you ever gone momentarily deaf when someone asks you something, so you say ,"what?" about a bajillion times in a row before you finally just give up and say, "um..ya?" hoping you didn't just agree to kill someone or eat raw pig.
- Have you ever sucked up a pair of panties in the vacuum cleaner and couldn't figure out why the hose wasn't working?
- Have you ever caught your dog chewing on a tampon?
- Vietnamese Nail Salon. Nothing else needs to be said. My level of embarrassment obtained  surpassed even my expectations.
- Have you ever gone to the restroom and realized your unmentionables were on inside out?  at least it wasn't my pants...

Happy Monday everyone!