Have You Ever...Ya Me Neither #4

my entire outfit is from Target. If you're reading this Target, I'll take my advertisement check please. Tshirt- little boys sections, Belt- from another pair of jeans, Boyfriend jeans- last summer.

- Have you ever been taking a nap and your fiance (still feels weird to say that) knocks on your door to surprise you and you are so freaked out that you call the cops on him?

- Have you ever been walking along, feeling o so cute and confident, and then glanced in the passing window reflection and realized your dress was stuck in your panties?

- Have you ever been talking to somone and you couldn't understand what they were saying, so you just laughed, hoping that it was a joke they just told...it wasnt. It was a question.

- Have you ever LITERALLY fallen out of bed because you didn't stretch before Zumba and your legs are now locked in the half bent position?
- Have you ever stood up and a pair of unmentionables fell out the bottom of your pants?
- Have you ever had the check out lady in Target ask you if you have kids going back to school and you are so horrified you screech, "WHAT?!" at a mortifying loud pitch? sweet, now everyone is looking at me. Don't mind me, I'm just dying a little inside right now since this lady thinks I look old enough to have a 6 year old. No biggie.
- Have you ever put a ton of chapstick on because your lips were dry as Arizona, only to realize a few hours later that the chapstick was tinted orange, so you've had a great big Bozo the Clown lip stain all over your face like a 4 year old?
- Have you ever been playing Pandora at work and had Ben Folds SCREAMS  the F word at the end of a song? head phones it is.