Have you Ever? Ya...me neither

Target Headband, Premier Jewelry Pearls, Forever 21 Button Down, Free People Cardi, Target Dress, Forever 21 Belt, Steve Madden Leopard Heels.

- Have you ever wished you had Hulk powers so you could just WAIL on the washing machine, because it ate the draw string to your jacket for the UPTEENTH time? And somehow everything was tangled in that one string? ( How? How I ask? How does that happen?)

Ya. Me Neither.

- Speaking of laundry, have you ever tried to smash 2 huge loads of clothes into the dryer because the wash got done before the first load was dry? So then you just keep drying everything for like two hours because there's too much junk in there to get dry? So then your sweater is Barbie's new accessory?

Ya. Me neither.

- Have you ever walked into your bathroom feeling all cool and hip, and then got your heel stuck in the air conditioning vent?

Ya. Me neither.

-  Have you ever had Thanksgiving and taken a bajillion pictures and then realized there is not one single picture of yourself from the whole day?

Ya. Me neither.

- Have you ever looked in your unmentionables drawer and realized you had not one cute pair clean? SO you bought more instead of doing laundry?

Ya. Me neither.

- Have you ever really wanted a new skirt like...5 minutes ago? So you cut up an old one to make it look new...but your too lazy to hem it...so you just hope no one notices that your new high-low skirt is kind of wonky and off balance?

Ya. Me Neither.

- Have you ever had some hair bleach left over from a client's high lights, so instead of wasting it you made yourself a little racoon tail peek a boo? And now you're hoping to JAYSUS your boss doesn't notice?

Ya. Me Neither.

Lot's of Happy Monday Love!